A great man, or more likely, a drunken Chinaman once said, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend". That is not true. Billy Packer is not my friend. But he, like yours truly, is an enemy of Bill Simmons, the biggest Douchebag on the internet. So I have compiled a list of people who Bill Simmons, in his infinite Douchebag wisdom, has a problem with.
*Please note, that there are hundreds of other people that he insults in his column, but these are the charter members who have gotten the most abuse from Mr. Bill Simmons, Internet Douchebag.
Bill Simmon's ENEMIES LIST
Peyton Manning
Eli Manning
Basically the entire Manning Family
Marty Schottenheimer
Art Shell
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Tony Potts
LeeAnn Tweeden
Rick Pitino
Billy Packer
Pete Carroll
Paris Hilton
The city of Houston
The city of Jacksonville
Doug and Jackie Christie
Kevin McHale
Billy King
Danny Ainge
Doc Rivers
The New York Yankees organization and fans
The Indianapolis Colts organization and fans
Roger Clemens
Alex Rodriguez
Isaiah Thomas
Kobe Bryant
The Big Ten Basketball Conference
Norv Turner
John Mellencamp's "This is Our Country" song
Most African-Americans because Bill Simmons is a racist...
...and a Douchebag
...and our Enemy
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