A great man, or more likely, a drunken Chinaman once said, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend". That is not true. Billy Packer is not my friend. But he, like yours truly, is an enemy of Bill Simmons, the biggest Douchebag on the internet. So I have compiled a list of people who Bill Simmons, in his infinite Douchebag wisdom, has a problem with.
*Please note, that there are hundreds of other people that he insults in his column, but these are the charter members who have gotten the most abuse from Mr. Bill Simmons, Internet Douchebag.
Bill Simmon's ENEMIES LIST
Basically the entire Manning Family
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
The city of Houston
The city of Jacksonville
Doug and Jackie Christie
The New York Yankees organization and fans
The Indianapolis Colts organization and fans
The Big Ten Basketball Conference
John Mellencamp's "This is Our Country" song
Most African-Americans because Bill Simmons is a racist...
...and a Douchebag
...and our Enemy